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OK, I am not generally a fan of "let's go laugh at the stupid people" humor, but this is fucking hilarious. I was doubled over laughing. The copy on YouTube got DMCA'd away, but the copy on ("the more catholic the better", no I am not joking) is still there.

Let the tightly-wound man in the purple shirt explain to you Planned Parenthood's sinister plot to get kids hooked on sex and pornography so that they can later sell them birth control, STD tests, and (best of all) abortions! Masturbation is their gateway drug! It's all part of their diabolical scheme to control society! Step 3: Profit!

(If that copy gets taken down, just google for "hooking kids on sex", maybe adding "american life league". Insist on the man with the purple shirt! He is your sign of nutjobbery!)

Date: 2012-02-17 07:48 am (UTC)
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I'm wholly astounded, and also tickled pink. I feel compelled to start wearing a vagina coat Right Now...

This was very informative. I still think that his hair pomade makes him a vagina fruit roll-up. In the Bad Way.

Date: 2012-02-17 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

My favourite thing is "Once they get to high school, you know, right about the time they hit puberty..." Uh, most kids are well past puberty by high school. This guy needs some science. :)

Date: 2012-02-17 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yeah, I was thinking that too.

In general, wow, just wow. So much of that makes for an excellent advertisement *for* Planned Parenthood!

Date: 2012-02-17 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Promoting homosexuality seems like an unlikely way to drum up abortion business.

Date: 2012-02-17 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Promoting masturbation seems like an unlikely way to drum up abortion business.

Date: 2012-02-17 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Some easy editing could turn this into a Santorum campaign ad.

Date: 2012-02-17 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Masturbation is the gateway drug..."

I almost spewed diet Pepsi on my monitor.

Are you sure this isn't secretly from The Onion?

Date: 2012-02-17 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Found another copy of the video at

Why is this man telling teenagers it's OK to wear a lavender shirt? Is he GAY?


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