Top 5 dumb reasons for moving to Silver Springs

1) Dust mites can't survive higher than 3000 feet above sea level, eliminating the need for expensive allergen-proof bedding.

2) Silver Springs is less than 20 miles from Fernley, which is Amazon's west-coast distribution center - Amazon orders will get here really fast.

3) Ubiquitous wifi availability, saving the high cost and difficult administration involved with running one's own wireless access point.

4) Arid climate and infertile soil makes for easy yard maintenance.

5) Living in a town that used to be named "Jackrabbit Junction" makes me giggle.