Conversation in the Venetian elevator

[alanj]

At Venetian to pick up my $175 free play, I get into an elevator, wearing the same shirt as last time:



A young black gentleman is in the elevator already.

"No... raptors? What's that about?"

"I do not want to be hunted down and killed by raptors!"

"Is it from a movie, or a game, or something?"

"No. I just don't like raptors." (Yes, I know about Jurassic Park, but I haven't seen it.)

"So why that particular concern, man? They extinct!"

Fortunately we arrive at my floor just then, and I can nod gravely and say "You can never be too sure" as I walk away.

Comments

[vanbeast.livejournal.com]

This is totally the best line: "So why that particular concern, man? They extinct!"

[vanbeast.livejournal.com]

HOLD ON HOLD ON

Imagine Samuel L. Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction yelling that conversation at you.

[gunga-galunga.livejournal.com]

Then it would have been, "they extinct, motherfucker!"

[best-ken-ever.livejournal.com]

ahahaha!

[kirin]

It's so awesome that you can do this sort of thing with a straight face.

[sabyl.livejournal.com]

so agree. and so hilarious . . .u never can be too sure. . .LOL

[jpmassar.livejournal.com]

You're a sick man, Charlie Brown.