Today's airport "security" hilarity

[alanj]

I just went through the security checkpoint at McCarran. Three of the four lines were being sent through the strip-search machines. The fourth line was being sent through a standard metal detector. I didn't want to go through the strip-search machine, so I went to the fourth line, and only had to go through the metal detector.

I swear, I am not making this up.

I feel very secure knowing that a self-selected 75% of passengers were scanned using Advanced Imaging Technologies.